Heavenly Creatures, 1994.

harrysnightdelight:

I wasn’t talking about Cecil. Cecil gets his time with me. *smiles* But when I want to do things with others, I have to wait until it’s Tristan’s shift.

Because you have an actual job where you do actual work. 

ladyamazonshebeast:

deadnvcrintern:

I’m too drunk for this.

I’m too sober for this

you can change that 

vimanaz:

deadnvcrintern:

holy fucking shit i didnt need to know that 

you could just 

is brain bleach a thing when it’s not reed because 

YOU ASKED

I DIDN’T

NEED 

THE DETAILS HOLY FUCK 

but i understadn now yeAH. 

harrysnightdelight:

I’ll most definitely get back to you. I mean, I have an employee, that means I have free time every now and again, so we can totally go out sometime.

Awesome!

But yeah, Cecil gets first priority on anything. I respect that. 

vimanaz:

deadnvcrintern:

do you like

can you reach you dick with your foot or some shit i dont

why was the ankle part of htis

Read More

holy fucking shit i didnt need to know that 

you could just 

is brain bleach a thing when it’s not reed because 

ladyamazonshebeast:

deadnvcrintern:

but 

why not

Because y is a crooked ass letter

I’m too drunk for this.

vimanaz:

deadnvcrintern:

how do you eve n

what 

it was very intense

do you like

can you reach you dick with your foot or some shit i dont

why was the ankle part of htis

deadnvcrintern asked: {sbau} [text] You're back?

strexcorpreps:

strexcorpreps:

[text] Yeah. Hey.

Shut up and drink the booze, kitten.

Nah. That’s lame. [does as he says anyway]

Anonymous asked: Also he's a minister so he's not really supposed to get boners because that's makes baby jesus sad or some shit so he thinks the gypsy lady has devil magic and that's how she gave him a boner.

spaceheater:

is he catholic or some shit wtf

vimanaz:

i actually cramped my ankle when i tried to jerk off and i think i tore a muscle or something cuz it still fuckin hurts wtf

how do you eve n

what 

i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them

ladyamazonshebeast:

deadnvcrintern:

why not

because

but 

why not

✯ Stacy. ♀ 24. Night Vale. May or may not be a Zombie. ✯
((RP blog for a very minor character from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale.
Not trigger friendly. Alcoholism, discussion of self harm, depression, blood & gore, sexual themes.
Stace keeps an IC blog on this account. Multiverse.))